I want to be the reason you look down at you phone and smile. Then walk into a pole
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Aye wassup, I’m Frank, I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on a first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I’ll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began with a mount of bones between us
I'm looking for ...
I’m looking for a girl who is really trusting and healthy! You must have both kidneys, non smoker/smoker…...fun fact i don't care if you do drugs or not ...........I just want a funny good looking princess to mingle with